38 yer olds are good kisserssss
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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