all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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