I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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