ugly people sure do ruin things
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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