If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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