It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I won the penis lottery.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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