so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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