i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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