I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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