You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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