I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Randomize
