About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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