You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize