I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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