It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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