Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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