Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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