we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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