she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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