i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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