Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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