Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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