It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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