That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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