I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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