You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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