I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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