I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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