3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
