Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize