Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i barfeds in our rink
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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