3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wish they made helmets for livers.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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