finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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