Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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