we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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