Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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