ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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