he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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