It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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