How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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