Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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