there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
