what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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