But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I am morally bankrupt
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
