I hate your face
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
What a dumb baby whore.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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