But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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