sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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