whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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