what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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