Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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