that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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