I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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