420 ftw
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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